Saturday, August 20, 2022

SUNDAY FUNDAY - AUGUST 21, 2022

 SUNDAY FUNDAY

AUGUST 21, 2022




HERE WE ARE - OVER HALFWAY THROUGH AUGUST!!!  


Last week I wrote about “Back to School” - from a kid’s viewpoint.  I was a college professor for 38 years - and this is my “Back to School” thoughts as a professor.


In May, I didn’t ever want to see another student.  NEVER.  


So, for 12 summers, I worked at Citibank’s Credit Card Processing in Sioux Falls South Dakota (with many of my alumni).  I’d show up about the third week of May and get to do “real work”.  One of my friends said, “It must be summer, Professor White is back!!”.  


I was on different teams and different projects most summers.  Sometimes I want to go back and look at the Collections processing application to see if the changes I made are still there!!!  (They were written in COBOL - and if you know mainframe computing, COBOL still exists!!)


I would immerse myself in my project for the summer and forget about the academic world.  I never wanted to see another student!!!


Well, about the first of July, my brain had enough downtime, and I started thinking about my teaching again.  By the first of August, I was pretty much salivating to get back in the classroom.  I had some new ideas and new assignments to try out.  (My poor students got to hear me pontificating about working at Citibank).  


The third week of August was generally faculty in-service week.  We had the “state of the campus” address by the Academic Vice President, we had the back-to-school social events (generally a picnic), and the introduction of the new faculty and staff - but by Thursday I was in my office pounding my new ideas into my classes.  I couldn’t wait until my students came back to campus!!!


Aside - I thought of my dentist at times.  I got new classes and new students every semester.  But, my dentist friend had the same old routine.  He put his fingers into a saliva-filled mouth and maybe used a drill to get rid of cavities.  The patient might try to talk - “ah stharnt humts” but it was just gibberish.  So, I got interesting students - athletes, scholars, musicians, engineers, scientists, and artists, all eager to learn and to get great computing jobs. He got people with bad teeth and saliva!!!


*****

And, two more professorial observations:


I had been a high school teacher for seven years before becoming a professor.  I think that made me a better teacher.  I had professors who were so boring - and as a high school teacher, you can’t be boring!!!!  With new classes each semester, I could use the same old stale jokes and stories with a new group!!!


I also had professors who had never really worked in the field.  I was like that for about ten years until I started my summer “faculty internship” at Citibank.  The textbook says “something”, therefore that is true!!!  (Not so!!!  The textbook authors don’t get out into the field much either!!!)  I firmly believe that professors need to take a sabbatical to work in a real business (or do summer “faculty internships”!!!)


INTERESTING:

Can you understand this?

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty  uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig  to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.   Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! 



DAD JOKES:

What did the zero say to the eight? That belt looks good on you.


A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'


Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!


I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.


What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's Pop Corn?


What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.


What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!


Where do you learn to make a banana split?  Sundae school.


What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office!


Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!


What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.


I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said ‘never mind’.


Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.


I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.


MUSIC


Do you remember what happened this week in 1969?  (Hint - over 400,000 went to a farm in New York to listen to music!!) (Second hint - it was called Woodstock!!)


Well, I've known this for years, but haven’t written about it.  https://playback.fm/birthday-song lets you enter a date and it will tell you the number one song on that date.  And, it is useful for finding what song was #1 on your birth date.  


Well, on my birth date the number #1 was “Smoke, Smoke that Cigarette”:


Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette

Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death

Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate

That you hate to make him wait

But you just gotta have another cigarette


Song (and written by Tex Williams)


Try it out.  What was the number 1 song when you were born?


Using that link:

August 15, 1962, the number 1 song was “Breaking up is Hard to Do”, Neil Sedaka

August 15, 1967, “Light my Fire”, the Doors

(On December 9, 1967, police arrested Doors' front man Jim Morrison as he performed onstage at the New Haven Arena. An incident that took place between Morrison and a police officer before the show led to Morrison's public arrest, making him the first rock star ever taken into custody during the middle of a performance.)

August 15, 1972, “Alone Again Naturally”, Gilbert O’Sullivan

August 15, 1977, “I just want to be your everything”, Andy Gibb

August 15, 1982, “Eye of the Tiger”, Survivor (trivia - what Movie used this song)


And with a parallel link: https://playback.fm/birthday-movie
August, 15, 1962 Kid Galahad, (with Elvis Presley)

August 15, 1967 - Born Losers

August 15, 1972 - Deliverance (what was the song from Deliverance?)

(I saw the movie in a theater and never want to see it again!!!)

August 15, 1977 - Kentucky Fried Movie

August 15, 1982 - Friday the 13th - part III


*****

NATIONAL TODAY

August 17 National Baby Boomer’s Day


August 18 - NATIONAL FAJITA DAY - August 18, 2022 - National Today


KOOL AID DAY - August 19, 2022 - National Today


INTERNATIONAL HOMELESS ANIMALS DAY - August 20, 2022 - National Today


NATIONAL SENIOR CITIZENS DAY - August 21, 2022 - National Today

“Do you have an elderly person in your life that you love and appreciate? National Senior Citizens Day, August 21,  is the day to let them know how much you care and it’s an opportunity to recognize their accomplishments.  In 1988, President Ronald Reagan proclaimed this holiday to raise awareness about issues that affect senior citizens and their quality of life.”


I’m “preaching to the choir”.  The Bridge Brats are all seniors - and we are getting older.  The old expression is “the only two sure things are death and taxes”.  I’ve paid a lot of taxes - so on the horizon someplace is ‘death’!!


BE AN ANGEL DAY - August 22, 2022 - National Today

I overheard a man saying “Yes, my wife is an angel.  She is always “up in the air harping about something”. 


NATIONAL SPONGE CAKE DAY - August 23, 2022 - National Today

“Aching for some sponge cake baking? Break out the cake stand because August 23 is National Sponge Cake Day! This decadent dessert was first created in the mid-16th century by an Italian pastry chef for a Spanish lord. Since then, sponge cake has become a popular dessert item.


NATIONAL PEACH PIE DAY - August 24, 2022 - National Today

“National Peach Pie Day is celebrated on August 24 of every year. This is also the peak time of the peach harvest season.


August 26 Mother Teresa Birthday - National Today

I think of Mother Teresa and her work among the “poorest of the poor”.  I admire her.  Could I do things like she did?  


INTERNATIONAL BAT NIGHT - August 27-28, 2022 - National Today

Maybe you’ve been to the Congress Bridge in Austin to see the bats come out, but my favorite bat-watching place is the Napa Auto Parts store at the intersection of I-35 Northbound frontage Road and McNeil Road.  The bats live in the under the grid of the interstate highway.  I think it is a lot better than the Congress Street bridge (and not as far!!)


WRAP UP


There are a few weeks left in summer - before September, back to school, back to work, back to <boring>.  I hope you have some exciting things planned!!  (I do!!!)


LOVE WINS!!!

Karen

August 17, 2022, © 



Friday, August 19, 2022

Celeste - episode IV - August 20, 2022

 CELESTE - AUGUST 20, 2022





On Saturdays, I write fiction.  This is the fourth episode about Celeste.  She is a 90-year-old woman in a retirement center.  I visit her weekly and I’ve learned a little about her interesting life.  She first got connected to a different environment through a poster in second grade that was Pearl the carnival clown and Opal; in third grade it was Ruby and in fourth grade it was Jasmine.  


*****

Celeste starts.


Also in fourth grade, I helped Jasmine with a secret project that lasted several weeks.


I had learned to time my restroom breaks to when no other girls would be in the bathroom.  I also always saw Jasmine when I went into the bathroom, and she would always greet me with a hug, but rarely took me through the glass.  


It was late in October, just a week before Halloween when I went to the restroom and Jasmine was there to greet me.  


Jasmine said to me, “Hurry up, use the toilet, but we have a project today”.  


I did as I was asked and soon was climbing through the mirror with Jasmine.


We stopped in that area just beyond the mirror.  She gave me directions.


“We’re going on kind of a secret mission.  We can’t be seen and will be invisible to others, but we can act.  A family depends on us.”  She gave me a black outfit - even though she sprayed some kind of invisibility potion over both of us.  Grabbing my hand she pulled me out of my world and into hers.  


We landed in a wooded area among mountains and it was nighttime and with a new moon.


“This is Nicaragua”. She said, “The family we are watching is in that house over there”.  She pointed to a shack of a house.  


That didn’t mean much to me.  Yes, I had geography class and remembered that Nicaragua was near Mexico but that was about it.


But, we weren’t quite alone.  As we watched a gang of men - maybe in their 30s or 40s - surrounded the house and the head person, like the leader of the gang, went to the door.  He kicked the door in instead of knocking.  The family was around a table eating a late dinner after a long day of picking coffee beans.  They jumped when the door came crashing inward.  


The gang carried guns and the leader pointed his gun at the father of the family.  Somehow, the invisibility potion also let me understand Spanish.  


“We are taking your daughter”, said the gang leader.  


“NO”, screamed the father.  The leader knocked the man unconscious with the butt of his rifle.  


(“Follow me”, said Jasmine.)


The thugs grabbed the daughter and shot the eldest boy in the foot to keep him from following the gang.  The last child was a boy aged three and he wasn’t going to be a problem.  The mother would have her hands full with her unconscious husband and a teenage boy with a bullet hole in his foot.


*****

(Jasmine had a rope and had picked up a short board. “They can’t see us but they can see us. When they get outside yell rape, fire, bomb, whatever as loud as you can.  You can mimic me”)


As the thugs dragged the girl out of the shack, the leader grabbed the back of the girl’s shirt in a grip so the girl couldn’t run away.  


Jasmine yelled, “Hey losers - we’re watching you”.  Ralph, the leader, turned a full circle looking for where the voice was coming from - but didn’t see anybody.  After three seconds, I yelled, “Losers, losers, losers”.  I was on the other side of the front door.  That should have confused them more - and it did.  


Jasmine yelled, “Over here, losers”.  Ralph, still holding the girl, asked Marco to take the girl.  As the boss, he had to be the leader.


I was watching the exchange and as Ralph got close to Jasmine - who was moving as she yelled - I yelled “Hey losers you’re going the wrong way.  I’m over here.”


Ralph stopped dead in his tracks.  “Speaking to his crew of the four remaining others, “I think there are two of the bitches. Juan and Julio, go to the left, and Alex and Carlos, go to the right.”


That could have been a good plan, but the four thugs were facing him - so his left was their right.  Did he mean to go to “my” left and go to “my” right?  


Ralph quickly corrected himself - Juan and Julio to MY left; and Alex and Carlos, to MY right.  


It still took the gang a second to figure that out.  But, by that time, neither Jasmine nor I were yelling.  I could see Jasmine sneaking in behind Marco who was holding the girl. She had picked up an old two-by-four board that was lying next to the house and walloped Macro across the face - it was enough to knock him out, and he might have a concussion, but that was partially what he deserved being part of this gang.  


(“Run,” whispered Jasmine to the girl)


I had seen Jasmine whack the man, so I moved farther from her and yelled, “LOSERS”.  It was about halfway between the two groups and closer to Ralph.  


In a low call, I said “Psst Ralph.  I’m right in front of you.

Ralph had heard me.  He had his gun out and was cautiously walking toward me.  But, I’m an eleven-year-old girl, very agile and invisible to others (at least that’s what Jasmine had said).


The ground between Ralph and myself was grassy.  I didn’t have a two-by-four, but I had surprise and agility on my side.  I did have a fist-sized rock in my right hand (and I am right-handed), and I rushed upon Ralph and smashed the rock in his face, followed by a fistful of sand and dirt from my left hand into his face and eyes.  Then I jumped and caught a branch on a coffee tree and pulled myself up.  The rock probably broke his nose and broken noses bleed.  


Ralph yelled something profane but I was now about eight feet off the ground and quiet.  If he hadn’t been screaming, my climb might have made a little noise, but with his screaming, I could have been a freight train making noise over rough tracks.  


The girl, Gisella, went back into the house and said that there was a group of cops or law enforcement in the yard fighting Ralph and his thugs.  Ralph had assumed a quick getaway with Gisella and he could sell her into prostitution for maybe $1000 - not a bad night.  But, with the battle outside she had come in to check on her father and family.  Her mother had poured water over her husband’s head and he was slowly coming too.  She had bandaged Hector’s foot.  Fortunately, the bullet had gone mostly through flesh but did scrape a little of the bones in the foot.  


Gisella knew that her father had guns and asked her mother where the guns were.  Her mother said the guns were under the floorboards under their bed closest to her father’s side of the bed.  Hector hopped with Gisella’s help and pried the floorboards up and got the guns.  Hector had used a shotgun a few times and wasn’t very accurate, but in this case, that might be just enough.  Gisella had never fired a gun, but she took one so she could act like she knew what she was doing.  


In the front yard, Ralph had reached in his pocket and got his phone, and turned on the flashlight app.  He yelled to his men to get their phones out so they could turn on their lights too.  As his flashlight app went on, he spotted Marco out cold on the ground and the girl was nowhere to be seen.  But, with four men left plus himself, they soon flooded the area with light.  Too bad, they couldn’t see Jasmine or me.  I had to stifle a laugh.  


I could see Jasmine coming up behind one of the thugs - maybe Juan.  He had gone out into the trees to look for us.  All of a sudden, she smacked him with her board, grabbed his phone, and threw it as far as she could.  


The blow did not knock him out, but he was stunned to see his phone taken out of his hand and flung away.  He was in the dark again.  He didn’t want to cry out as Ralph would have thought of him as a baby.  And, his head throbbed terribly.


I wasn’t sure what I could do.  I was in a coffee tree so I grabbed a fist full of coffee beans and threw them on one of the men nearby.  That startled him and immediately he began flashing his phone toward the tree above him.  Then he started to shoot!!  (I was glad I threw them away from my tree.  I might be invisible but that didn’t mean that bullets couldn’t find me.


Ralph yelled, “Carlos, did you see something?”


Carlos, who was shooting, said “Somebody is up this tree and pelted me with coffee beans”.  


Ralph and Alex ran over to help Carlos and were shining their lights into the trees.  The light did flash over my area, but I was invisible.  I wasn’t sure if I would have a shadow or not, but with the thick branches, I was fairly well hidden.  


Juan was still without his phone and Julio went to help him.  Jasmine was waiting.  She quickly grabbed Julio’s phone and threw it as far as she could opposite where she threw Juan’s phone.  The light was still coming from the phone but it had gone into a ravine and was illuminating branches that looked like ghosts and spooks to the gang.  


Back in the house, Gisella and Hector loaded their guns and went out the back door of the shack.  With enough light from the phones, Gisella got behind a tree on one side of the house and Hector on the other side of the house.  Gisella closed her eyes and pulled the trigger - BOOM.


The noise of the gun scared her - but also scared the gang.  Guns were being shot at them.  They dropped to the ground and aimed the guns at the trees where they thought the shot came from.


Hector had shot a gun a few times with a friend.  He took aim and shot at Carlos.  It wasn’t the best of shots but it did hit him in the leg.  He yelled out, “I’ve been shot”.  


Things were going badly for the gang.  Jasmine walloped Ralph with the two-by-four board, knocking him unconscious.  


Somebody called “Ralph, are you okay”.  But there was no answer.  The scared group, now with Marco and Ralph knocked out, Carlos shot in the leg, Juan, and Julio without phones, and Juan still hurting from being hit.  Carlos yelled “Retreat”.  


Backing off carefully, the remaining ruffians made it to the road and leaving Marco and Ralph behind quickly left.


I climbed down from the tree, adrenaline pumping, I yelled “All clear” so Hector and Gisella wouldn’t shoot, 


Jasmine and I took the rope she had brought and tied Ralph and Marco together.  She found a rag on the ground and made a gag for their mouths.  Then we stood back and listened to the family talking.


The father, who had come to, had a huge knot on the side of his head where Ralph had knocked him out with the butt of his rifle.  The mother was holding the youngest boy so tightly, and he was shivering with fright. Giselle and Hector had returned with the guns.  Giselle and Hector went out to see the damage.  


Ralph and Marco were neatly tied up with their hands behind their backs and rope around the rest of their bodies.  They had a gag although they were trying to speak.  The others had run off.  


Giselle asked Hector, “Did you knock those two out and tie them up?”


Hector answered with astonishment, “No, did you?”


Giselle answered back, “No.  In that case, who knocked them out and tied them up?”  Giselle had a little shiver thinking about that.  There was something good watching over them.  Angels?


They went back into the house to report.

*****

Alfonzo, the father, was finally able to stand and talk.  We need to take the two that are tied up to town.  It probably won’t do any good, I’d prefer to shoot them, but I don’t believe in killing them.  The sheriff is corrupt and will let them go in a few days.  


Alfonzo, Giselle, and Hector put the two crooks, still tied with ropes and with gags in their mounts, in the back of the family truck and drove the ten miles down the mountains to town.  There was a light in the sheriff’s office.  They knocked and gave their story to a deputy, and turned over the men to him.  


On the way back, Alfonzo started a discussion.  “I’ve known this day was coming.  The gangs have taken over the area.  We can stay and Giselle be taken, and whatever we have wiped out.  This particular group will come back for revenge.  We need to leave.”


That scared all of them, and maybe mostly Alfonzo as he didn’t want to leave his farm and coffee trees.


*****

As for Jasmine and myself, she grabbed my hand and we left Nicaragua.  When we got back to Prairie du Chien and before we popped through the mirror into the bathroom, Jasmine told me.


“This family will be fleeing for their lives in a few days.  It will be tough for them.  You and I will be needed to help them out again.  I’ll come into the classroom and tap you on the shoulder, you will need to ask Mr. Quimby to get to the bathroom, and we’ll go and help this family out.  He won’t be able to see me.”


Then, zap, I stepped through the mirror, straightened my hair, and went back to my math worksheet.


*****

The next week was busy for the Perez family as they sold their farm for about 1/10th of its value, rounded up their possessions, packed the truck, and headed north.  They had heard that they could get asylum in the United States and that they were hard-working and would survive.


*****

It was about three weeks later, I was doing some math homework (I was very good at math) and I felt a tap on my shoulder.  I had forgotten Jasmine’s comment and quickly looked around at who tapped me - but didn’t see anyone.  


Jasmine whispered in my ear (“Come to the bathroom”).  


I asked Mr. Quimby if I could use the restroom, and he nodded okay.  He was helping Jakob with his math homework.  


Jasmine said quietly.  “There is going to be trouble and we are going to help these people again.”


Two cars pulled into the parking area, blocked the only exit from the parking lot and seven men jumped out.  They all looked like brutes and carried shotguns or handguns. 


Jasmine handed me a four-foot-long two-by-four board - which seemed to be her favorite weapon.  But, she had a bag around her neck and in the bag was fine sawdust.  She gave me a similar bag and said “Throw the sawdust into their eyes to blind them.”


The men gathered about the first tent.  They had flashlights and one pulled out the tent stakes and then the others grabbed and shook the tent.  Immediately there was a lot of noise.  The gang had two air horns that they blew to scare the people.  Another set of men was working on another tent as the first group moved on to pulling out tent stakes and pulling down the tent.  


Soon, all the tents were down and the people were herded into the middle of the area where three of the men had shotguns aimed at the people.  The leader and his assistant looked over the people and pulled out the girls on one side - identifying them to be sex slaves.  The men that were able-bodied were identified to be farm workers gathering marijuana and other drugs.  


But, Jasmine and I were ready.  One of the men was off by himself checking out the cars.  “Pop”, Jasmine knocked him out cold with one blow of her two-by-four board.  I wasn’t quite as strong, but I slammed my two-by-four into the hands of one of the gunmen - knocking his gun to the ground.  He was yelling at the top of his voice.  That was a distraction to get Jasmine to knock out the leader with her board.  I threw sawdust into the eyes of two of the men.  It made them cough and drop their guns so they could rub their eyes to clear them.  


Alfonzo had seen this before when we saved his family on their farm.  He yelled to the other fathers, “attack”.  That startled one of the thugs who shot wildly and hit one of the men in the knee.  


Within a few minutes, the people had taken the weapons from the gang, and tie downs and ropes were used to round them up and tie them up.  


One of the other men asked Alfonzo what was happening, and his answer was “Our Guardian Angels are helping us again”.  


The families had informally found each other as they all were journeying towards the United States and freedom from some of the gangs where they lived. They tied the men to trees - separated so they couldn’t help cut the tie downs or ropes.  Jasmine and I checked the pockets and took anything that could be used away.  Two of them were still knocked out.  Alfonzo organized the families to take turns watching the gang.


When morning came, the families broke camp, leaving the ruffians tied up, and headed north again.  


Jasmine took me back to my school and said “I think there might be one more attack.  I’ll get you if that happens.”


*****

The group continued north.  Most of the families had taken their life savings to move away from such gangs and attacks.  Their cars were packed with their belongings.


Sometimes gangs would attack, sometimes it was police and law enforcement officials (and sometimes honest and sometimes not).  


Before they left Nicaragua, Alfonzo had loaded bags of coffee in the back of the truck.  They had to work around them to get the rest of their things.


They came to the United States Border Patrol at Eagle Pass Texas.  And, Jasmine came to get me out of Mr. Quimby’s classroom.

Jasmine pulled me into the bathroom and into the mirror and we flew to Eagle Pass Texas.  “Our family is getting harassed at the border.”


Jasmine put the invisible potion on me again, and we came upon the passport control station on the American side of the border.  Alfonzo had been to the United States twice before with his coffee beans.  His passport was in order, but the rest of the family did not have valid access to the United States.  The border patrol was willing to let Alfonzo into the United States with his coffee beans, but not to all his wife, daughter Giselle, and the two sons.  


Jasmine was working on a final solution to grant asylum to the family but it was questionable.  The other families had branched off to cross the Rio Grande River as they didn’t have passports.  


They stayed in their truck overnight and showed up at the border patrol station first thing in the morning.  They were held up there for three hours.  Jasmine had a phone with her (I had never seen her with a phone).  She made two phone calls.  The first was Cindy Sanchez, an immigration attorney on the American side.  It seemed like Cindy was an old friend of Jasmine's.  Cindy came to the border patrol and soon was using the power of the law to get the Perez family into the United States.  The second phone call was to a local pizza restaurant and Jasmine got pizza delivered to the family as they waited.  Waiting and arguing on an empty stomach was hard, but getting some food was good.  


I watched as the family waited at the border.  But, Cindy Sanchez pressed the legal issues and the family was allowed into the United States.  I was surprised when Cindy was able to see Jasmine and me.  She was very nice to me.


Cindy told me, “Years ago I was in school in Aurora Colorado and Jasmine was my guide and we did many adventures.  I went on and got my law degree and have been helping immigrants since then.  I’ve helped Jasmine with maybe eight or nine immigration situations since then.


I didn’t do much that day but observed the difficulties of the family, the border patrol, and Cindy and Jasmine helping solve the situation.  


By mid-afternoon, the family had been approved for asylum and passed into Texas.  Cindy found housing and employment for Alfonzo in a coffee shop.  The family soon adjusted to the new country.


Jasmine grabbed my hand and we went back to Cleveland Elementary School in Prairie du Chien Wisconsin.  


Just before we entered the mirror, Jasmine spoke to me.  “Celeste, we are to love people and to help solve problems.  We, the poster women, hope you will be ready to help people in need in the future.  She gave me a warm hug and I popped back into the bathroom and back to class.


I saw Jasmine three more times that year and we visited the Perez family in their new location in Del Rio Texas (of course, we were invisible).


*****

Celeste turned to me and said, “Karen, this was really the start of my work.  I was called to be an advocate, a helper to the down and out of this world.  I couldn’t help all people, but I could help individuals and families one on one.”


*****

Continued next week.  What will be next for Celeste?


LOVE WINS!!

Karen White ©

August 20, 2022


Thursday, August 18, 2022

FRIDAY, AUGUST 19, 2022 SPIRITUAL THOUGHTS

 FRIDAY, AUGUST 19, 2022 SPIRITUAL THOUGHTS




On Fridays I write about some spiritual thoughts. Today, controlling the tongue.


From James chapter 3:

Dear brothers and sisters,not many of you should become teachers in the church, for we who teach will be judged more strictly. Indeed, we all make many mistakes. For if we could control our tongues, we would be perfect and could also control ourselves in every other way.

We can make a large horse go wherever we want by means of a small bit in its mouth. And a small rudder makes a huge ship turn wherever the pilot chooses to go, even though the winds are strong. In the same way, the tongue is a small thing that makes grand speeches.

But a tiny spark can set a great forest on fire. And among all the parts of the body, the tongue is a flame of fire. It is a whole world of wickedness, corrupting your entire body. It can set your whole life on fire, for it is set on fire by hell itself.

People can tame all kinds of animals, birds, reptiles, and fish, but no one can tame the tongue. It is restless and evil, full of deadly poison. Sometimes it praises our Lord and Father, and sometimes it curses those who have been made in the image of God.  And so blessing and cursing come pouring out of the same mouth. Surely, my brothers and sisters, this is not right! Does a spring of water bubble out with both freshwater and bitter water?  Does a fig tree produce olives, or a grapevine produce figs? No, and you can’t draw fresh water from a salty spring.


*****

OH MY!!!


Controlling the tongue.  “No one can tame the tongue”. It can praise God - and it can curse those made in the image of God.  


Don’t use foul or abusive language. Let everything you say be good and helpful, so that your words will be an encouragement to those who hear them.


Get rid of all bitterness, rage, anger, harsh words, and slander, as well as all types of evil behavior.  Instead, be kind to each other, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, just as God through Christ has forgiven you.  (Ephesians 4:29-32)


*****

Yes, I know my tongue can give praise and encouragement (and I also know that it can gossip and cut others down.).  


My tongue is under the control of my brain.  I’m trying to be holy - and then - boom - I think or saw something stupid.  That’s not very good!!!  

Can I control my tongue?  Can I control my thoughts?  Can I be pleasing to others and to God?


I have to keep trying.  


LOVE WINS!!!


Karen White
August 19, 2022 © 


Wednesday, August 17, 2022

THURSDAY, AUGUST 18, 2022 - PERSONAL

 THURSDAY, AUGUST 18, 2022 - PERSONAL




Good Morning Friends!!!  Today is going to be more personal.


First - my body.


I started my job at the senior independent living facility in September 2021.  One of my duties was to take a senior lady to dinner.  Dinner at this facility is very good.  Two entree choices, fruit and salad, a tasty soup, good vegetables, awesome desserts, and freshly baked buns (with butter.)  


I was working four nights a week, and dinner tasted good.  My friend loved desserts so I would take two desserts to our table and she would choose one.  (And, on a few occasions, she took both - so I went back and got another dessert for me).   


I “blossomed” to at least 243 pounds.  I had a scale and I remember that weight.  After a visit to my cardiologist, where my cholesterol was elevated and my weight was up, I decided to lose the pounds.  I was also slowing down on the granny basketball court too.  


I have yoyo dieted over the years.  To me, losing weight means cutting out sugar, salt, flour, sweets, alcohol, bread, and maybe the hardest - cutting out peanut butter.  


Yesterday morning, my scale read 200 pounds.  I had lost 43 pounds - or about 17% of my body weight.  


My “secret”?  For a good portion of the past five months, I have had only one real meal a day (lunch).  So, I was largely fasting.


The second factor - I went crazy over fiber.  My meal frequently was oatmeal - with extra oat bran.  Another option was raisin bran cereal. In reading “Lessons in Chemistry”, where the protagonist avoids all the additives to food (the small print of ingredients where you can’t pronounce the items).  Go for pure!!


A comment about fiber.  When I stop eating and lose weight, my digestive system has trouble eliminating bodily waste.  There were times when I would go three or four (and maybe even five) days without eliminating waste.  Fiber helped to keep things moving.  


For summer, I had cut back on my work to one evening a week.  I hiked up my walking.  


Aside - I am “frugal”.  My medicare supplement came out with a plan: if I walked at least ten days with at least 7,500 steps (about 3.75 miles for me), they would give me $10 on a prepaid credit card.  That plan was independent of weight gain or loss - just get the steps in.  So, I’ve been walking generally four to five miles a day.  I use my iPhone health app and towards the end of the month I click on synchronize and my daily walking totals are sent to the medicare supplement people.


I also record my walking on the “Map My Walk” application on my iPhone.  I’m currently at the top 2.51% out of 156,000 people (so, in the top 3% of people who use that app).  


There are days I don’t feel like walking.  Today is the 18th day in August and I’ve not reached the 7,500 step mark three times this month.  I tend to walk at my apartment complex exercise room - which has two treadmills and one television set.  I can turn the television on to something innocuous and walk.  I have found that I watch sports and game shows.  In Texas, there is the “longhorn channel” which shows repeats of the University of Texas games.  I like Family Feud, The Price is Right, Let’s Make a Deal, and other numbing game shows.  


I prefer walking at the Georgetown Recreation Center on an indoor track overlooking a gym floor - but (frugal Karen) has convinced myself that requires driving - and driving requires gas - so using the treadmills is a cost-effective exercise!!


*****

Next week I am taking a trip.  (I commented to a friend once about taking a vacation, and he told me retired people don’t take vacations, they take trips.).  I am going to three state high points and hiking.  I’ve already been to eight state highpoints - some of which required hiking or climbing, so this will get me to eleven high points.  It is more of a goal-driven trip.  


I have written about having memorable experiences so that in five years (or ten years), I can remember that in the summer of 2022, I got outside my comfort zone and went hiking.  


“I lift my eyes to the hills, whence comes my Lord who made heaven and earth” (Psalm 121:1-2)


(Or I can sing “The Hills are alive with the Sound of Music”)


*****

But, there is a negative.  Two weeks ago I had my first mammogram and first bone density scan.  My mammogram was clean, but I was diagnosed with osteopenia - a kind of early osteoporosis.  So, I need more calcium.  (But I thought that calcium was a factor in cholesterol).


Plus, (finally), next Wednesday I turn 75 years old - ¾ of a century.  So, a trip, weight loss, and losing bone density.  Life goes on.


I’ve heard many seniors saying “I’m praying for God to take me home”.  (My mother was like that).  So I’m heading into my senior years.


God is good (and sometimes religion isn’t so good).


LOVE WINS

Karen White

August 18, 2022, ©