Tuesday, November 30, 2021

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2021 - WATER -PART I

 WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2021 - WATER -PART I


While this chart is older it seems to be a reasonable display of water usage.  And, it is for HOME usage (and a lot of water is used in agriculture and industrial processes).


On my recent trip, I drove across a part of the United States that is dry, desolate, desert.  Parts of western Texas and southern New Mexico are isolated.  There were signs along Interstate highway 10 in New Mexico warning of dust storms and the potential for zero visibility.  The vegetation was sparse and yet able to survive in those arid and unfriendly ground.


And, on the trip, I drove past cotton fields - where irrigated water helps grow cotton. The soil was good enough so that with water, the desert blooms!!!


I live in the Austin Texas area and it does get hot here - and dry in the summer.  Every summer I have lived in this area, there are watering restrictions.  Sometimes it drops back to only one watering of your grass per week.  Television weathercasts give the water level of Lake Travis (the main reservoir).  What would happen some summer if Lake Travis reached a superlow level that could only support a bare minimum of water needs like the amount needed for putting out fires or flushing toilets.  And, even with the flushing toilets, people are encouraged to not flush every time.  


No grass watering (just let the grass die); no clothes washing (but everybody will be walking around with dirty clothes).  Thirsty?  Get bottled water (bottled in some other place).  No washing of cars.  Maybe it could stop the building process (concrete needs water).  Most (if not all) farming in Texas could be at a standstill.  Time to butcher the cows rather than have the cattle barely surviving on arid ranches.  


California seems to always need water.  Over the years, California has bought water from the Colorado River.  Droughts affect trees and forests with devastating forest fires.  


*****

Water is a zero-sum object.  In other areas where humans can control things, we can make more houses, we can make more cars, but making more water (theoretically possible by combining two parts hydrogen with one part oxygen) is the same.  In effect, the water that is on the earth today is the same water that was here a million years ago.  More people mean more water consumption.  


Can we satisfy the demand for water, in areas that don’t have sufficient water sources?


That is a tough question


Wars have been fought over oil (and oil/gas pipelines), and wars have been fought over water rights.  Take this statement “Water is Life”.  Water is needed for growing anything.  Sometimes water comes naturally in the form of rain or snow.  For some areas, water comes unnaturally from underground aquifers or from water sources miles away (through pipes).  


Texas supposedly has one natural lake and all the rest are reservoirs.   


In the Austin area, more water-saving and conserving measures exist.  Some businesses take rain runoff and store it in “silos” for use for landscaping.  New building sites are required to have retention dams. 


Explanation - when rain does fall in central Texas, the rocky soil cannot absorb it. Flash floods can happen. Retention ponds take the excess rain and keep the flooding under control.  Houses in the Austin / central areas do not have basements (that was a surprise to me coming from areas that always had basements).  


So, how can we solve water issues?


There is the possibility of desalination of ocean/saltwater, strict conservation, and moving water from point A to point B.


The ocean makes up 70 percent of the earth’s surface and accounts for 96 percent of the water on the planet. The problem is, this water can’t be consumed. It’s oversaturated with salt.  The main problem is that it is very expensive, requiring a lot of energy and infrastructure (pipes and pools) - and then what do you do with the extra salt?  (Maybe the adage “back to the salt mines” could be appropriate.


To be continued tomorrow.


LOVE WINS - even with water and energies issues.


Karen


Monday, November 29, 2021

INFORMAL EDUCATION WITH DR. WHITE - TUESDAY NOVEMBER 30, 2021

 INFORMAL EDUCATION WITH DR. WHITE - TUESDAY NOVEMBER 30, 2021




Tis the last day in November 2021.

I should be home!!!

Hopefully, I'll have a new blog post tomorrow!!!

LOVE WINS!!!

Karen

Sunday, November 28, 2021

MONDAY NOVEMBER 29, 2021 INFORMATION EDUCATION WITH DR. WHITE

  INFORMAL EDUCATION WITH DR. WHITE - MONDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2021




I have been in Arizona visiting my sister and family.  I am taking a few days off from writing to drive back to Georgetown.


Do look at 

KarensNewBlog (karens2019.blogspot.com)


Go back over some of my posts from the past three years!!!  


I hope to be back online on Wednesday, December 1st, 2021


With love, gratitude, joy, and peace!!!


Karen White

Thanksgiving 2021


Saturday, November 27, 2021

INFORMAL EDUCATION WITH DR. WHITE

 NOVEMBER 28, 2021 - SUNDAY FUNDAY



Thanksgiving day is a day for fun, laughter, and relaxing.  So, I’m going to pass on some jokes!!


  • What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey? All About That Baste.

  • What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

  • What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing wing wing!

  • What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.

  • Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can't jump!

  • Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather.

  • Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.

  • What's a popular Thanksgiving dance? The turkey trot.

  • Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies? Because they use fowl language!

 

 

  • When do you serve rubber turkey? Pranksgiving!

  • What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.

  • Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!

  • Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.

  • What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.

 

  • Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

  • If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet.

  • What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!

 

  • Why was the turkey arrested? The police suspected fowl play.

  • Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up!

  • What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A goblet.

  • What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

HOW ABOUT SOME THANKSGIVING KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES?

 

  • "Knock Knock." "Who’s there?" "Dewey." "Dewy who?" "Dewey have to wait long to eat?"

  • "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Arthur." "Arthur who?" "Arthur any leftovers?"

  • "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Tamara." "Tamara who?" "Tamara we'll eat all the leftovers!"

  • "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't eat this much!"

  • "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body seen the turkey?"

  • "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Don." "Don who?" "Don eat all the gravy, I want some more."

  • "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive the turkey stuffing!

MORE JOKES


  • What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.

  • What does every mom want to make on Thanksgiving? Dinner reservations.

  • Mom: "Time to fix Thanksgiving dinner." Kids: "Why, is it broken?"

  • Why did the policeman crash Thanksgiving dinner? To stop people from going over the feed limit.

  • What comes at the end of Thanksgiving dinner? The letter "R."

  • What can never be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving breakfast.

  • What’s the difference between a cranberry farmer and a pirate? Pirates bury their treasure and cranberry farmers treasure their berry

  • I accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes, so now I'm serving squash.

  • Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field? He wanted mashed potatoes.


*****

WRAP-UP


One of the special times of the year is over (aka Thanksgiving), but we can carry the concepts of giving thanks, loving others, and being nice for the rest of the years and the rest of our life!!!


May this day be special for all of you!!!  


BLESSINGS


Karen


Friday, November 26, 2021

SATURDAY STORY - NOVEMBER 27, 2021

SATURDAY STORY - NOVEMBER 27, 2021 



STORY (a work of fiction)


Diana had helped in the kitchen most of the morning.  As the Matriarch, mother, and grandmother, she had to keep her thoughts to herself  Her daughters, Linda, Sara, and daughter-in-laws Kathleen, Karen, and Geri did the work.  Occasionally Linda had asked her for advice, but, Diana wasn’t born yesterday and knew that Linda was just being nice and trying to include her. (And, grandson Mike was also helping - meal prep is not just woman's work!!)



A few of the older granddaughters were also helping in the process (never too early to get them acclimated).  Teri and Dale were in high school and it was time they joined the kitchen crew. (And, grandson Mike was also helping - meal prep is not just woman's work!!)


“Mom, could you check on the turkey?”, “Mom, could you help cut up the pies.”  


But, her heart was overflowing with joy.  Almost all of her children and their spouses, all of her grandchildren were here in Linda’s house.  Twenty-tour people in the house.  Plus her widowed sister and her niece. And all (directly or indirectly) related to her.  Just her daughter Becky was absent.  


*****


She excused herself.  The men were crowded into the family room and with the younger grandchildren with them.  The Macy’s parade was on, and they were kind of watching but really more just talking and being together.  Sure it wasn’t perfect.  Steve and Matt, the twins had their bumps and fights with their older brothers but that was long ago.  Today, the talk was about the economy, and they generally avoided politics.  Diana knew that as the country, about half of the family were on one side and the other half on the other.  But, thankfully, most could agree that they wanted to see the Dallas Cowboys win the big Thanksgiving game today.  


She stayed away from football talk.  She “knew” that Kansas State would knock the tar out of the Longhorns tomorrow but with two graduates from the University of Texas in the group, she skipped that topic.  (That was tomorrow anyway - today was a day for family and joy). 


*****

Dinner was awesome.  Soon, the table was cleared, and Diana was excused from the clean-up.  She took a spot on the sofa.


Soon, the youngest three grandchildren, Ada, Dale, and Asher were in her lap.  And within a few minutes, they were asleep in her arms.  She hugged the future of her family. Leah and Gen climbed up on the sofa too. Although they were eight years old, they wanted to be close to Nana too.


*****

Then the door opened quietly almost with reluctance.  Her daughter, Becky, entered.  They had been estranged for five years - Diana remembered the rift.  But, that was of no way anymore.  It had hurt deeply.  Diana - at age 83 - had decided that at her age, she forgave Becky unconditionally, and she was sorry that she had offended her.  Diana was working on the concept of “Love Wins”.


Gently moving the sleeping grandchildren off her lap, she made her way to Becky.  Sisters Linda and Sara were already hugging their long-lost sister.  But, as Diana neared the others moved away for mother-and-daughter to hug.  The tears ran like fountains down both cheeks. Both were trying to speak through their tears.  Diana saying “I’m sorry”, but Becky also saying “I’m sorry”.  


Love, forgiveness, healing, pardon, peace and joy overcame both women.  


An attitude of gratitude swept over her like a fog in the fall mornings.  God was good.  There was truly peace in the world - or at least in this family on this day. She was truly thankful!!


And, Grandma Diana was happy.  No, that wasn’t quite accurate. She was overcome with JOY!!!


*****

My friends, I've heard people say "Life is short" for years. Make-up with your family. Thanksgiving is a great time to forgive and reconcile!!!


LOVE WINS!!!


Thursday, November 25, 2021

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2021 - “BLACK FRIDAY”

 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2021 - “BLACK FRIDAY”




Tis the day to go SHOPPING!!


Black Friday refers to the day after the U.S. Thanksgiving holiday, which has also traditionally been a holiday itself for many employees. It is typically a day full of special shopping deals and big discounts and is considered the beginning of the holiday shopping season.

The sales made on Black Friday are often thought of as a litmus test for the overall economic condition of the country and a way for economists to measure the confidence of the average American when it comes to discretionary spending. Those who share the assumption that spending drives economic activity view lower Black Friday sales figures as a harbinger of slower growth.”  Black Friday Definition (investopedia.com)

I probably won’t go shopping on Black Friday this year.  As per my last few days of blogs, I really don’t need anything - and I tend to ignore my “wants”.  (Plus I'm at my sister's house)

I have gone shopping on Black Friday before (but mostly as the driver).  My wife perused the newspaper to see what specials were ‘hot’.  

I do like to shop (believe it or not!!!).  But, my closet is full, my kitchen shelves are full.  My living room and bedroom are full.  It is at a point where I don’t need anything.  (Okay, yes there are things that I would “like” (want) - maybe a new pair of athletic shoes - but going shopping for athletic shoes on Black Friday?  Nah!!

(And, behind the chaos that is my brain, I still think about that television set that I was given that sits unused in my bedroom.  I don’t think I want to give over control of my brain to that thing.)

I was reading that for many retailers about 30% of their yearly income comes from the holiday season.  This year Thanksgiving is on November 25th, and Christmas is (still) on December 25th - so in one month, a sizeable chunk of sales occur.  With twelve months in a year, one month would be about 1/12th of a year (or about 8.33%) - so a month with 30% of annual income becomes worth about three months (okay - just using math!!!).

****

I worked the Holiday season the first year after retirement.  I was in customer service at a Kohls’ department store.  My wife loved that as twice during the holiday season the store had “family and friends” sales where employees and families got about 30% off merchandise. 

I think my biggest mistake working in customer service that year was the lady who wanted to return a pair of shoes.  (By the way, management had told me to be nice - retaining customers was important).  She put the shoes on the counter and yes, they were scuffed and worn.  She went to the shoe department and brought back a comparable pair and we did the exchange.  Later a manager looked over the shoes and said “These really were worn down”, and concluded the lady had tricked us (or, had tricked me!!)   Others came in and “bought” lots of clothes - and took them home for the reluctant shoppers to try them on, and then brought the ones they didn’t want back.  (Can you picture a shopper buying (say) twelve items and then returning ten items?_

*****

KAREN’S RULES FOR BLACK FRIDAY

Black Friday shopping should be a competitive sport - maybe even an Olympic sport (or on some TV shows like “Shop til you drop”) You should be certified as a “Black Belt Shopper”.

In some respects, I slightly resent the Black Friday sales that aren’t on Black Friday.  Some t stores started Black Friday sales two weeks before Black Friday.  A bit tongue-in-cheek - that’s kind of like cheating - Black Friday IS the day after Thanksgiving. 

How to win on Black Friday?

What good are Black Friday sales without getting up at 4:30 to be at the stores at 5:00 a.m.?  What good is it to go shopping without the crowds, and lines?  Cmon on - “When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping”!!! 

It should be a rigorous event - planning out the shopping.  You can go a few days early and layout your path - first to electronics for the televisions and other electronic stuff, then to the toys, then to the home goods department, 

And, if a shopper can get to three stores in an hour, they get points.

If they PURCHASE any amount over $100, but with savings of at least $100, they get points.

If they can be civil after being in a checkout line for twenty minutes, they get points.

If they can successfully navigate Black Friday for at least eight years out of ten, they can retire as an “Undefeated Black Friday Champion”!!

Judges may need to review shopping videos to verify successful shopping.

(In certain situations, it might mean a slight relaxing of the be nice/be kind/love win rules - to win at Black Friday shopping!!!)


*****

And, adding insult to shopping “injustice” - you can buy most things online - BOO, HISS, UNFAIR.  If you are going to win that “Shopper of the Year” (or Best Black Friday Shopper award), you have to get out and push and shove and prove you are a professional shopper!!!

Cmon - that isn’t even fair in the game of shopping - and especially in the spirit of Black Friday shopping.  Not shopping in retail stores is like eating hamburgers on Thanksgiving.  

*****

To those that are going shopping, reflect on how it used to be - guts and glory on the “playing field” - go for the gold!!!  Now you can sit in your pajamas and click your way through - not much fun in that!!!

(And, for my friends in northern areas, getting up at 4:30, getting your coats, boots, gloves on, and driving in a cold (freezing) car to a mall - that also gets extra points!!!)

To my shopping friends!!  Good Luck!!!

LOVE WINS!!!

Karen

 


Wednesday, November 24, 2021

THANKSGIVING - THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2021

 THANKSGIVING - THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2021




BLESSINGS MY FRIENDS!!!


I do give THANKS for you!!!  


Some of you are regular readers, some might have just blundered onto this page today.  Today in the United States is Thanksgiving Day.  My heart is overflowing with thanksgiving and love!!!


*****

The following is a hymn I remember singing as a child.  Maybe you remember it too.


Now thank we all our God,

With heart and hands and voices,

Who wondrous things hath done,

In whom his world rejoices;

Who from our mother's arms

Hath blessed us on our way

With countless gifts of love,

And still is ours to-day.


O may this bounteous God

Through all our life be near us,

With ever joyful hearts

And blessed peace to cheer us;

And keep us in his grace,

And guide us when perplexed,

And free us from all ills

In this world and the next.


All praise and thanks to God

The Father now be given,

The son, and him who reigns,

With them in highest heaven,

The one eternal God,

Whom earth and heaven adore;

For thus it was, is now,

And shall be evermore.


*****

And, a second hymn.


We gather together to ask the Lord’s blessing;

He chastens and hastens His will to make known.

The wicked oppressing now cease from distressing.

Sing praises to His Name; He forgets not His own.


Beside us to guide us, our God with us joining,

Ordaining, maintaining His kingdom divine;

So from the beginning the fight we were winning;

Thou, Lord, were at our side, all glory be Thine!


We all do extol Thee, Thou Leader triumphant,

And pray that Thou still our Defender will be.

Let Thy congregation escape tribulation;

Thy Name be ever praised! O Lord, make us free!


*****

Can you picture the Pilgrims singing similar songs 400 years ago?  (Can you picture the Pilgrims taking selfies and sending them back to friends in England and Holland?) <grin>


*****

Have a blessed day!!!


LOVE WINS!!!


Karen


Tuesday, November 23, 2021

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2021 THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING

 WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2021 THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING




Hi all!!!  I am writing this several days in advance.  I should be in the Phoenix area visiting my sister.  And, since I am trying to get a week ahead, I am “borrowing” (copying) somebody’s materials!!!


THANKSGIVING JOKES:


Our daughter wants us to set a place at our Thanksgiving dinner table, for her teddy bear, Theodore. She promises he won't eat very much.

She said he has been eating a lot lately and is already stuffed

*****

Chad and Karen are driving home from Thanksgiving.

After a grueling time with the relatives, tensions are high when Karen suddenly points to a Starbucks and says she wants to stop for a latte.

 

“Chad, do you see that Starbucks?” 

 

“Yes I saw it, honey”. That was his answer.

 

Chad really wants to get home but pulls over anyway. Thirty slow minutes later she finally returns with her coffee.

 

Once back on the road, the car slams into a pothole just as Karen's taking a sip, and she spills coffee all over herself.

 

"Didn't you see that pothole?!" she screams.

 

"Yes, I saw it, honey," he says.

*****


An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough."

 

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

 

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

 

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck, they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

 

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares Now what do we tell them for Christmas?

 

[Aside - with my part-time job working with folks in their 90s - I hope their children can visit them for Thanksgiving and keep loving them!!!]


*****

Would you like some Thanksgiving leftovers?

I'm trying to quit cold turkey.

*****

Thanksgiving.

The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left.

*****

I go around throwing a stone at anyone who sings Christmas carols before Thanksgiving. What is the name of this stone?  It's my Jingle Bell Rock.

*****


A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him, and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you sometime."

 

Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"

 

"Well..." the woman says. "A couple of things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden is my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."

 

The man can't believe it.

 

The man answers, "I saw them play Cleveland in '99! The first concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city, and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"

 

Naturally, they're both shocked.

 

"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."

 

Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."

 

They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.

 

"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"

 

The man puts down his fruit and responds,

 

*"It's a date!"*  (groan)

 

*****


What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter during thanksgiving week?

Quack quack.

*****

What did the turkey say to the US president on Thanksgiving?

I beg your pardon.

*****

Why did the Pilgrims spend their first Thanksgiving eating outside with the Indians?

They didn't have reservations

 

*****

OKAY - two math jokes - see if you can translate (hint - the square root of -1 is “i”)

People will ask what a nerd like me did this Thanksgiving.

[(-1)^(1/2)] (2^3) Σ π  (translation - I ate some [sum] pie)

 

***

After the Thanksgiving dinner, everyone says

(√-1)/8   (I overate)

*****

I shot my first Thanksgiving turkey this year.

Scared the hell out of everyone else in the grocery store.

 

*****

Okay!!!

 

Tomorrow is a special day for Americans.  Do take time to give thanks for your blessings - however you see and count them.  Call your parents (if you can); call your siblings (if you can), and DON’T go to your office today!!! <grin>

 

LOVE WINS!!!

 

Karen