MARCH 12, 2025
MATH DAY
PI DAY - MARCH 14, 2025
PI day was started in 1988 in San Francisco. PI is an irrational number (remember what that is) that starts 3.14 - so March 14 (3rd month, 14th day) was selected as PI day - or Math Day
I taught high school math seven years (and college math one year).
MATH WORD FIND AND JOKES
Georgetown Geometry University is an interesting school. It does have a football team. Three of the players are triplets - with the last name of Shape, and they have girlfriends that are triplets - with the last name of Angle.
Big, a defensive lineman, has a girlfriend named Obtuse Angle.
Agile, the team's leading running back, likes Acute Angle, (He runs perpendicular to the offensive line)
Super, the quarterback, dates Right Angle. (He throws diagonal passes)
*****
1. Hey, have you ever noticed what’s odd? Every other number!
2. Do you know what mathematicians do after it snows? They make snow angles!
3. Which tool is best for math? The multi-pliers.
4. Swimmers love one kind of math more than all others, what is it? Dive-ision!
5. Once there was a hen who counted her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken!
6. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight, nine!
7. Did you know that there are three kinds of people in the world? Here they are: people who can count and people who can’t.
8. Do you know why the two 4s didn’t go to the cafeteria for lunch? They already 8!
9. Do you know the special trick to turn seven into an even number? Remove the s!
10. What do the moon and a dollar have in common? They both have 4 quarters.
11. What don’t atheists like exponents? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
12. The English book asked the Math book why he was so sad. You know what he said? “Because I have so many problems!”
13. Why is 69 so scared of 70? Because once they fought, and 71.
14. Who’s in charge in a pencil case? The ruler.
15. Why can’t your nose grow to be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
16. Which numbers just won’t sit still? Roamin’ numbers
17. Did you hear what the 0 said to the 8? Nice belt!
18. Do you know the trick for making time fly? Throw a clock out a window!
19. If you’re cold, go to the corner of the room. It’s 90 degrees there!
20. Why did the girl always wear glasses when doing math? It improved her di-vision!
21. The minus sign was talking to the positive sign. The minus sign asked, “Are you sure I make a difference?” and the other sign said “I’m positive!”
22. A teacher asked her student “Why are you doing math on the floor?” The student answered, “You told us not to use any tables!”
23. There was once a talking sheepdog. He ran up to the farmer and said “All 70 sheep are in the pen.” The farmer said, “But I only counted 67!” The sheepdog said “Yeah, but I rounded them up!”
24. What’s the best way to get a math tutor? An add! (ad)
25. Why did the circle get offended by the triangle? Because the triangle looked at the circle and said “You’re pointless!”
26. Do you see that circle over there? He’s really smart. He has 360 degrees.
27. What did the acorn say when he grew up? Geometry! (gee - I’m a tree)
28. It’s so sad to think that parallel lines have so much in common…but they’ll never be able to meet!
29. Why shouldn’t you ever argue with a 90 degree angle? They’re always right!
30. Why are obtuse angles always so sad? They’re never right!
LOVE WINS
LOVE TRANSFORMS
Karen Anne White, Wednesday, March 12, 20254