SUNDAY FUNDAY, JANUARY 26, 2025

 SUNDAY FUNDAY

JANUARY 26, 2025

LET’S GO COUNTRY

COUNTRY MUSIC

JOKES

Country Music Jokes

How Many Country Singers Does it Take...

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it and one to sing a song about all the good times he had with the old light bulb.

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What Do You Get When... 

What do you get when you play country music backward?

You get back your wife, your dog, and your truck.

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Why Tubas Aren't in Country Music *yes very true’

Why aren't tubas used in country bands?

Because they're heavy metal!

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The Hostage Joke

It was a terrible day. Two music lovers were being held hostage and both were going to be shot. One of them was a country music lover and the other enjoyed all types of music. 

Before they were shot they were asked for one last request before they died.

The country music lover said, "I would like to listen to 'Achy Breaky Heart' 50 times in a row."

The other music lover said, "Please, shoot me first."

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What’s the difference between city tires and country tires?

City tires say “GoodYear”, Country tires say “No trespassing”.

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TOP COUNTRY SONGS

Growing up, I listened to Rock and Roll.  But, occasionally, I listened to Country Music.  So, here are the top country songs for 1960, 1965, 1970, and 1975.

Overall, in 1960, the top country songs for the year were Elvis Presley “Are You Lonesome Tonight”, Jim Reeves “He’ll Have to Go,” and Hank Locklin “Please Help Me, I’m Falling”

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In 1965, the top country songs were “King of The Road” by Roger Miller, “Flowers on the Wall” with the, Statler Brothers, “What’s he doing in My World” by Eddy Arnold, and “I’ve got a Tiger by the Tale” done Buck Owens.  [Aside did you watch HeeHaw?]

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For all of 1970, the top country songs were Lynn Anderson “Rose Garden”, Elvis Presley “There Goes my Everything”, and Bobby Goldsboro, “Watching Scotty Grow”

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And for 1975, C.W. McCall “Convoy”, Glen Campbell, “Rhinestone Cowboy”, and Freddie Fender “Wasted Days, wasted nights”.

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But, from 1999, “She Thinks My Tractor is Sexy”, Kenny Chesney

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NATIONAL DAYS

SUNDAY JANUARY 26

Green Juice Day

Peanut Brittle Day

MONDAY, JANUARY 27

Chocolate Cake Day

Holocaust Remembrance Day

TUESDAY, JANUARY 28, 

Blueberry Pancake Day

Plan for Vacation Day

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 29

Corn Chip Day

Puzzle Day

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EVENTS

NFL football playoffs (without a Texas team - who cares, But I do like Kansas City Chiefs - who have a Texas Tech alumni as quarterback)

And, it is going to be warming up!!

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LOVE WINS