Saturday, November 4, 2023

SUNDAY FUNDAY - NOVEMBER 5, 2023

 SUNDAY FUNDAY

NOVEMBER 5, 2023








WARM-UP


Here we are - November - the 11th month of 2023


The full moon in November is November 27 and is called “The Beaver Moon.”


HUMOR: (Thanks, Ruth Fuller, for some of these)


Q: Why was the music fan’s ears ringing?

A: He just got through Rock-tober!


Q: What’s the most negative month of the year?

A: NO-vember.


Q: What do New Orleans football fans look forward to in November?

A: All Saints Day!


Q: What do lawyers wear in November?

A: Lawsuits.


Q: Why did the star explode during Autumn?
A: IT was Super Nova-mber.

Q: Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

Q: How do you fix a gourd?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
A: Good-pie everyone.

Q: When is an orange, not an orange?
A: When it’s a pumpkin.

Q: What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A: Squash.

Q: Why are trees so carefree and easygoing?
A: Because every fall, they let loose.

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries

Q: What is the cutest season of the year?
A: Awwwtumn.

Q: Why did the Granny Smith apple cry?
A: It’s peelings were hurt.

Q:  What goes “OOB”?
A:  A ghost flying backward.

Q:  What is a Monster’s favorite veggie?
A:  Candy Corn

Q: What side of a werewolf has the most hair?
A:  The outside

Q:  How does a witch keep her hair in place?
A:  With “Scare” Spray

Q:  What do spiders eat with their hamburgers?
A:  French flies

SOME NOVEMBER TRIVIA:

  • Name

  • November is named after the Latin word "novem" which means "nine." In the Roman calendar, November was the ninth month. When the Julian calendar was adopted in 45 BC, January and February were added, making November the 11th month.
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  • Birth flower

  • The birth flower for November is the chrysanthemum. Red chrysanthemums symbolize "I love you," and white chrysanthemums symbolize truth or pure love.

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  • Holidays

  • November is known for Thanksgiving and Veterans Day. It also has many other special days of awareness and observance. The Great American Smokeout is on the third Thursday of November.
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  • Elections

  • In the United States, elections are held on the Tuesday after the first Monday in November (this year, that is November 7th)
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  • Weather lore

  • According to British weather lore, a cold November means a mild, wet winter. A long frost before Christmas may bring an early spring.

According to Karen, my friends up north will be envious of Texas Winter weather.

What is:  Weahter? “A bad spell of weather”!!! 

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HAVE A GREAT NOVEMBER!!!

Remember to “FALL BACK” on Sunday - the end of Daylight savings time.  (Or, you get an extra hour of sleep.


LIFE IS GRAND!!!

LOVE WINS

LOVE TRANSFORMS

KAREN ANNE WHITE, ©, NOVEMBER 5, 2023


Friday, November 3, 2023

SATURDAY STORY - NOVEMBER 4, 2023

 SATURDAY STORY - NOVEMBER 4, 2023




Elle stands before her bathroom mirror. For 78, she doesn’t look too bad. Maybe a little extra weight around the middle (okay, perhaps a lot of excess weight around the middle). She puts on some lipstick - you can’t go through a day without lipstick! And just a light foundation for makeup.


Her skin is so soft and pliable. She drinks collagen to keep her skin flexible. She eats oatmeal and beans and takes fiber pills and stool softeners to stay regular. She had a home treadmill, and she walked on her treadmill for at least 30 minutes a day. She generally watches “The Price is Right” while walking. It keeps her mind occupied while she walks. 


Every month, on the second Tuesday, she is at the beauty shop getting her hair done. She floats out of the shop, knowing that she is pretty.  


Wednesdays are her big days. On Wednesday, she meets up with her church group for Bible Study. The day after the beauty shop, she bakes something (generally cookies) for the girls. They have their lunch together in the church hall. Nancy loves to cook, and the girls kick in for the meal.  


Wednesday evening, Elle is at the library for the weekly book club. She doesn’t like reading the books, but she likes the girls that show up, which gets her out of her house. They don’t always talk about the book, but they get off on politics and world issues. Elle watches Fox News so she can follow the discussion.


On Friday mornings, she goes to the grocery store. And, on Sundays, she goes to 9:30 Mass. She sits on the right side of the church, about the sixth pew back. There were some visitors three weeks ago that sat in her place. She was about to ask them to move but thought it was the Christian thing to be friendly and let them sit there. Instead, she walked to the center aisle, slid past the Keenans, and sat in the middle. (She did feel unforgettable.) 


Elle never married and never had children. Her closest relative is her nephew, who lives about 20 miles away. She does have money - she was a school secretary for forty years - and other than a cruise twelve years ago, she doesn’t spend much outside her routine. Her car is a 2009 Nissan Altima - but it only has 36,000 miles.  


*****

On Thursday morning, Elle felt an ache in her chest. She had a heart attack. The pain was so much that she passed out and fell on the bathroom floor. She came to about lunchtime - very thirsty and very hungry. She tries to crawl to the living room for her phone. She gets to her bedroom and stops with the pain. She falls asleep again.  


She wakes up, disoriented. Where is she? It is dark. It’s night. She crawls more, but her strength is sapped. She passes out again.  


*****

Sometime that night, Elle dies on her floor of a heart attack.


On Sunday, her priest notices that Elle is gone. Maybe she went with her nephew to some event. On Wednesday, the girls at the Bible Study wonder where Elle is. That night, the girls at the Book Club comment that Elle isn’t there.  


On the following Wednesday, Nancy again notices that Elle isn’t there. She stops by the church office and tells Susan that Elle has missed two Bible studies. Susan tells Nancy that she’ll pass it on to Father McKenzie. But Father McKenzie is out visiting the hospital, and Susan forgets.  


On Sunday, after Mass, Nancy asks Father if he checked on Elle. He comments that he hasn’t and wonders why Nancy asked. Nancy tells him that Elle has missed two weekly Bible Studies. On Monday, Father McKenzie asks Susan, and Susan says, “Oh yes, I was to tell you that Elle wasn’t at Bible Study.”  


On Monday, Father McKenzie stops by Ella’s apartment and knocks. There isn’t an answer. He knocks again. No answer. He looks at the parking lot, and Elle’s Altima is still there.  


He stops by the apartment office and mentions that he is concerned about Elle.  


The apartment manager, Anne, sends out a maintenance man later that day who opens the door and finds Elle on the floor - dead.  


*****

On Wednesday, Father McKenzie celebrates a funeral Mass for Elle (Eleanor) Rigby. The ladies from the Bible Study suspended their study for the morning. 


The nephew has her will, which leaves her estate of 2 million dollars to the church. The money is used to reroof the church, which was damaged by a hailstorm last summer.  


All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?

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Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles:


Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Father McKenzie
Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him working
Darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there
What does he care?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby
Died in the church and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

All the lonely people (ah, look at all the lonely people)

Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people (ah, look at all the lonely people)

Where do they all belong?


The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby [ Lyrics ]. 


Yes - all the lonely people - where do they all come from?


*****

LOVE WINS

LOVE TRANSFORMS

KAREN ANNE WHITE, ©, NOVEMBER 4, 2023


Thursday, November 2, 2023

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2023 - SHEEP AND SHEPHERDS

  Friday, November 3, 2023 - Spiritual Thoughts - Shepherds




The Gospel of John starts with Jesus as the Good Shepherd.


I’ll admit to not knowing much about shepherds. I have seen sheep, and I have been around a few sheep - but I’m definitely not a shepherd.  


Sheep have two primary purposes - to give wool and to die for meat. These days, sheep are primarily in fenced areas. There really isn’t a shepherd. In first-century Israel, other than rock walls, there weren’t fences and definitely not barbed wire fences.  


Even in the United States, in those early days of the westward movement, there were cattlemen versus sheep ranchers in Wyoming. Sheep overgrazed the land and polluted the water that cattle wouldn’t drink. That really wasn’t settled until barbed wire surrounded the land.


The Biblical shepherd took care of the sheep. King David in the Old Testament was a shepherd (and when Samuel came to anoint somebody as King, he was tending the sheep while Samuel looked at all the other brothers. The 23rd Psalm is about shepherds - but even higher - “The Lord is My Shepherd.”


I’m looking at the Gospel of John - chapter 10, about good shepherds and hired hands. The good shepherd protects his sheep (I’ll use the male pronoun here).  


 But he who enters by the door is the shepherd of the sheep. To him, the doorkeeper opens, and the sheep hear his voice, and he calls his own sheep by name and leads them out. And when he brings out his own sheep, he goes before them; and the sheep follow him, for they know his voice. Yet they will by no means follow a stranger but will flee from him, for they do not know the voice of strangers.


Then Jesus said to them again, “Most assuredly, I say to you, I am the door of the sheep. All who came before Me were thieves and robbers, but the sheep did not hear them. I am the door. If anyone enters by Me, he will be saved and will go in and out and find pasture.


The thief does come to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I (Jesus) have come that they may have life and have it more abundantly.


A second shepherd story: “Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Doesn’t he leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it?” (Luke 15:4) 


I’ve made the analogy that I could be the sheep that ran away - and ate some “loco weed.” Did the excellent shepherd come after me?


*****

Do we have shepherds today? Do we have “shepherds” that care for people - rather than sheep?  


The obvious one is clergypeople. But, in some congregations, one pastor might serve thousands of people. He might not even know the names of his/her people.  


*****

Let me go another way - do you mentor anyone? Are you a teacher? Then, maybe you are a shepherd!!!


Shepherds look out for their sheep. Good mentors look out for their mentees. Good teachers look out for their students.


How about politicians? Are they shepherds? Do they look after their sheep? (Or do they look after their significant contributors? 


*****

And, one more shepherd scripture - maybe the most famous one - Psalm 23


The Lord is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
He makes me to lie down in green pastures;
He leads me beside the still waters.
He restores my soul;
He leads me in the path of righteousness
For His name’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil;
For You are with me;
Your rod and Your staff they comfort me.

You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies;
You anoint my head with oil;
My cup runs over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
All the days of my life;
And I will dwell in the house of the Lord
Forever.


LOVE WINS

LOVE TRANSFORMS

KAREN ANNE WHITE, (C), NOVEMBER 3, 2023



Wednesday, November 1, 2023

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND, 2023 - PERSONAL SCAM

 THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND, 2023 - PERSONAL SCAM




I’ve been alone for five years. I know people who have always been alone. Even though I am active and get out - there are times of loneliness.  


From The Beatles Eleanor Rigby:

All the lonely people

Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people

Where do they all belong?


Several of my friends suggested trying online dating sites.  


(And, excuse me here. I just can’t see myself with a man, so I looked at the websites for women dating women).  


I picked a site that looked good - free for essential interaction, but if you wanted advanced features, there was a cost.


I put a picture of myself and a short biography. BOOM - within an hour, I had ten likes. Within three days, I had fifty likes.  


I had asked for women in my vicinity. I had one lady from Austin that I saw, but she didn’t get back to me.  


I had women from around the world interested. All with exciting bios. And almost all are less than 60 years old. First cut. No ladies under 45. My daughter is 45. And while I love my daughter, I didn’t want to date anybody that young. Some were more assertive and texted back (within the app). What do you like? What is your idea of a first date? What is love? 


I narrowed it down to five. One in Maine, a second in Massachusetts, a third in Miami, Florida, a fourth in Jacksonville, Florida, and a fifth in Tennessee. The Tennessee woman didn’t write back - so down to four.  


I had let three local friends know what I was doing. All said, “Be careful, Karen.”


The lady from Maine didn’t seem too interested after about five texts between us. So, down to three.  


The Jacksonville lady was in her mid-60s - so she would be more age-compatible to me. Then, her writing made some mistakes. There were some misspellings - Labor Day became “Labour Day” (the British spelling). Her language was gushing- almost flowery. I guessed “she” might easily be somebody from the old British Empire using Shakespearean English. Too bad - down to two women.

The Massachusetts woman seemed the most likely. After a few weeks, she called me “My wife.” (Wow - I must have made a good impression on her). She was in high-end medical equipment sales. She went to Sioux City, Iowa, for a potential contract for a non-profit company. I’d been to Sioux City many times, and I asked her about the area. Did she get to South Sioux City, Nebraska, or North Sioux City, South Dakota? Where was she staying? Did she visit any of the historical sites in the Sioux City area?  


I got nothing from her about the area - even my direct questions. She did ask about dating questions - what would you do on a first date? (My answer is to find a quiet table in the back of a restaurant and get to know each other). Her potential contract was vague, and she was competing against four others - and all five were in Sioux City putting their proposals before the organization. But that went on for two weeks. That didn’t make sense to me. She said that once she was done in Sioux City, she would come to Texas to meet me. I arranged for her to stay with friends (I didn’t trust myself with her in my one-bedroom apartment. 


But, she got the contract - and the organization was sending her to Japan to buy equipment for the organization’s refugee camp in Sri Lanka. (That sounded strange). She was in Japan for two weeks - supposedly buying equipment (why so long? Why did she need to go to Japan physically? Couldn’t she buy equipment online?)


Then she said two things that broke the relationship. One was that it was expensive to be in Japan, and I could help her financially. The other was that she signed one of her texts, “Susan” - (but her name was Maria). Why would anybody sign the wrong name? She had given me a link to the organization, but the information was not consistent with other information. I checked the organization against a website that evaluated organizations on how much percentage of donations went to genuine service - and this organization wasn’t there. I was smitten - and she was a fraud. I confronted her, and she suggested I was only interested in her for sex. (not so).  


*****

The second one was from Miami, Florida. In her story, she inherited an ocean-going ship from her father (seemingly, upon his death, he gave his children one or more ships). 


One of her investors had backed out of supporting her, and she needed me to help her get the ship sailing.  


The suggestion from my three accountability friends was, “If they ask for money, they are frauds.” She seemed more legitimate - she had a Facebook page (with zero friends), and we even used Facetime to talk to each other twice - so I did get to see her. She likewise had a webpage - but it was also incomplete. There was a picture of employees with about sixty or seventy employees - so why was she asking me for money? She wanted me to wire the money or use a Cash Transfer application.  



Another fraud.  


*****

Another “friend” on Twitter promised me money if I invested in Bitcoin. Fraud



If somebody friends you on social media - it could be a fraud situation. On this dating site, the three “finalists” were all frauds. Did they all see a “hot 76-year-old woman” as a prime person to fleece?  


It might be an investment that is “too good to be true.” With the shipping lady, once the goods reached the port, the investor would get 30% of their investment back, and the investment would roll over to the next shipment. And for years, I could have gotten 30% over and over. The Bitcoin person sounded so knowledgeable - and was a fraud.


I was naive. I sure wouldn’t try to do something like this. Love one another. If somebody asks you to go a mile, go a second mile. If somebody asks me for support, I’d like to help if I could. That’s who I am - I want to help. Alas - it wasn’t help they wanted. They wanted money with no strings attached.


I have helped friends with some finances - but I’ve known them. Some of my best friends are low-income/poverty level.  


“Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out, a treasure in heaven that will never fail, where no thief comes near, and no moth destroys. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.” Luke 12:33-34


May God give me wisdom for dealing with financial issues.


LOVE WINS

LOVE TRANSFORMS

KAREN ANNE WHITE, ©, NOVEMBER 2, 2023