SUNDAY FUNDAY, JANUARY 21, 2024

                                           SUNDAY FUNDAY

JANUARY 21, 2024

With our cold weather, how about some humor to brighten your day?

When older people say, “Enjoy them while they are young.” They are talking about your knees and hips, not your kids!!!

To eliminate unwanted junk during the holidays - put it in an Amazon box and leave it on your porch!!!

This morning, my son said his ear hurt.  I asked him if it hurt on the inside or outside.  He said he didn’t know, so he went outside and came back in.  “Yes, Mom, it hurts both on the inside and outside.” 

The big mystery from World War II is why Kamikaze Pilots wore helmets!!!

If you get a loan at a bank, you’ll be paying it back for thirty years.  If you ROB a bank, you’ll be out in TEN YEARS.  (Follow me for more financial advice!!!)

For some people, “A Penny for Your Thoughts” seems a little pricey!!

Before the internet, people thought that stupidity was caused by the lack of access to information.  Now - with all the information anyone would ever need, we find out that wasn’t the reason for stupidity!!

I let my blind friend borrow money the other day.  He promised he would pay me back the next time he saw me.  A couple of hours later - it hit me!!!

When I was young, I was scared of the dark.  Now when I see my electric bill, I’m scared of the lights!!

(Or the heating bill)

MORE SENIOR HUMOR:

Today, I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today, I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but are too tired to bounce it.

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Have you ever noticed that the Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL?

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs"

Aging: Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me.

I want people to know why I look this way.

I've traveled a long way, and a lot of the roads were not paved.

Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

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STAY WARM MY FRIENDS!!

GET SOME EXERCISE AND GET SOME SUN!!

LOVE WINS

LOVE TRANSFORMS

Karen Anne White, (c), January 21, 2024