SUNDAY JUNE 20 FATHER’S DAY - FUNDAY SUNDAY

 SUNDAY JUNE 20 FATHER’S DAY - FUNDAY SUNDAY

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY ALL!!!  

TODAY A CELEBRATION OF DAD’S (including some great “Dad Jokes”)

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho Cheese

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches

A nervous wreck

Why are spiders so smart? 

They can find everything on the web

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"
"In case they get a hole in one!"

"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"SoFISHticated."

"Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner."

"What has more letters than the alphabet?"
"The post office!"

"Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up."

"This graveyard looks overcrowded.
People must be dying to get in."

"I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it."

"Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish."

"What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle."

"What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta."

"Can February March?
No, but April May."

"What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?
Monkey business."

"Why do some couples go to the gym?
Because they want their relationship to work out."

"My boss told me to have a good day,
so I went home."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands."

"I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me."

"I've been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it's better than sitting around doing nothing."

"How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
Bring out the doggy paddle."

"What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear?
Loafers."

"Shouldn't the "roof" of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?"

"What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
A lamborghini."

"When you have a bladder infection,
urine trouble."

"What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1"

LOGIC PROBLEM:

Three dads were out golfing - Keith, Brian, and Chad.  On hole #12, a very tricky par three hole, there were three clubs used.  Somebody used a pitching wedge, another a seven iron, and a third used a nine iron.  And, on the hole, one had three strokes (par), one had five strokes (double bogey), and one had six strokes (triple bogey!!!)

(Aside - when I was a teenager, I played the Ellis Park Golf Course frequently.  On hole #12 The tee box was on a hill, the green was on another hill, but there were steep sides around the green.  One time, my ball went off to one side, my second shot rolled across the green and down the other side - back and forth several times - taking a 10 on the hole!!!)

Chad doesn’t use a 9 iron and didn’t shoot a 5 or 6.

Brian used a wedge

Keith used an iron but didn’t have a triple bogey

So, who had a par on the hole?

*****

Yes, I am a father.  Even in my new body. I remember fondly the birth of both of our children.  I think now, I understand birth even more and appreciate the many things that women go through.  The love that comes from the pain must be acknowledged.  I love my children so much more as I understand more.  

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I’m thinking of the song, “The Cat’s in the Cradle”

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when"
But we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then

Dads are generally the breadwinners and can get so involved in their work that they aren’t always there for their children.  It can be a tough balance. My advice - “Dads - find a good balance.  Nobody on their deathbed says “I wish I would have spent more time in the office”, no - make time for your family - make time to let LOVE WIN!!!

Happy Father’s Day!!!

LOVE DOES WIN!!!

Karen