SUNDAY FEBRUARY 18, 2024 - SUN FUN

Some President Day Jokes:

Q: Which one of Washington's officers had the best sense of humor?
A: Laughayette!

Q: Why did they call Lincoln "Honest Abe"?
A: Because that's what it said on all his campaign buttons.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a whale with the first US president?
A: Large Washington!

Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
A: Because he couldn't lie.

Q: Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
A: At the chopping mall!

Q: What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
A: Presidentures!

Q: What was General Washington's favorite tree?
A: The infantry!

Q: In what way was George Washington like a monster?
A: In no way, thankfully!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
A: George Washingtoon!

Q: Was General Washington a handsome man?
A: Yes, he was George-eous!

Q: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
A: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.

Q: What rock group has four guys who don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Washington's home with nasty insects?
A: Mt. Vermin!

Q: What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
A: The Fodder of Our Country!

Q: What was Thomas Jefferson's favorite dessert?
A: Monti jello!

Q: Teacher: "Which Virginian wrote the Declaration of Independence?"
A: Student: "I think it was Thomas Jeffer's son."

When I was young, we had Lincoln's Birthday (February 12), and Washington's Birthday (February 22nd).  (Those are still on my calendar).  But to honor all of the United States Presidents - and to give government employees (and others) a three day weekend, Presidents Day was established in 1968.  

I figure it must be difficult to be a United States President these days.  Media is always following him or her - and commentators are finding fault in whatever the president decides.  

Funds for Ukraine?  Yes or No?  Then how much - too much money; not enough money.  Border politics - easy or tight? Human rights - LGBTQ, Abortion?  Gun control - Yes or No.  

Enjoy your President's Day

1 Timothy 2:1-2 " I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people— 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness.