SUNDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2024 - LEFTOVERS

    SUNDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2024 - LEFTOVERS

Yes, it is time for leftovers. Yesterday was kind of a limited repeat of Thanksgiving dinner: turkey, sweet potatoes, green beans, buns, and mashed potatoes. 

I still have some turkey left - and ... that's okay!!!

Some, let's have some leftover Thanksgiving jokes

PILGRIM JOKES

• What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
  Plymouth Rock.

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  If April flowers bring May showers, what do May flowers bring?
  Pilgrims! 

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  Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
  They wear their belt buckle on their head.

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• Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
  The nearest dock. 

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• What do pilgrims learn in school?
  Pilgrammar.

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• What do pilgrims use to bake cookies?
  May-flour!

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• Why didn’t the pilgrims want to make bread?
  It’s a crummy job.

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• What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
  A pil-gram. 

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• How did the pilgrims bring their cows to America?
  On the mooo-flower.

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• What do Pilgrims use to make s’mores?
  Pilgraham crackers.

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• OTHER THANKSGIVING JOKES

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• Did you hear about the sad cranberry?
  It was actually a blueberry.

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• What did one smitten pumpkin say to the other?
  I only have pies for you. 

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• Why was everyone grouchy after drinking the apple cider?
  It was made of crab apples!

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• How did the detective solve the mystery at the orchard?
  He pressed the apples for clues.

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  What kind of apples should be used for cider served at a ball?
  Gala apples.

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  What do you say to the winner of the fall harvest cook-off?
  Corn-gratulations. 

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  How is cornbread like the army?
  They’re both made of lots of kernels!

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  Why is it so easy for mashed potatoes to travel?
  They take the gravy train.

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• Be blessed, love always, be the kind of person that people love to be with.

• Karen Anne White, December 1, 2024