SUNDAY FUNDAY
DECEMBER 22, 2024
THREE DAYS TO CHRISTMAS
WARM-UP
Winter started yesterday, Saturday, December 21 - the day with the least daytime. In Anchorage, Alaska, there was 5.5 hours of daylight. In Austin, Texas, there was 10 hours and 21 minutes.
Historically, there has been a 90% or better chance of a white Christmas in much of northern Minnesota and Wisconsin, most of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and a large portion of the Western mountain areas.
And, with my last name, I will have a “White” Christmas!!!
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NOW - SOME CHRISTMAS FUN!!
Some Christmas Puns:
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning? It was Decemberrrrr.
What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
What do you get when you cross vampires and snowmen? Frostbite.
What do you call a snowman party? A snowball.
What is a mountain's favorite type of candy? Snow caps.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Why does everyone love Frosty the Snowman? He's cool.
Where does Santa keep all his money? At the local snow bank.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone,
What do you call an old Snowman? Water.
How does the snow globe feel this year? A little shaken.
What do you sing on a snowman's birthday? "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
I lived in South Dakota for eighteen years. I was told that it never snows in South Dakota!! It snows in Wyoming, Montana, and North Dakota - and blows in.
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Santa Clause Jokes:
Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most? Rude Olph.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.
What did the English teacher call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.
What do Santa's little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole? Elf-abet soup!
How did Rudolph survive his first trip with Santa? He held on for deer life.
What do baby elves learn in Kindergarten at the North Pole? The elf-abet.
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw their Christmas tree? It looks okay, but you could Spruce it up a bit.
What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What was Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemistree.
How did Santa win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed.
How do you know when Santa's around? You can always sense his presents.
What music does Santa's elves like best? Wrap music!
Why did Santa’s helper see a therapist? Because he had low elf-esteem.
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho.
What is Santa’s nationality? He’s North Pole-ish
What do elves post on Social Media? Elf-ies.
If there were 11 elves and another joined them, what would he be? The twelf.
SOUTHERN JOKES
Did you hear it’s going to snow in Mississippi this Christmas? Ha ha ha ha!
What do you call Santa at the South Pole? A Lost Claus
Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
What do you get when you decorate a pig with Christmas tree lights? A Pig-Lit
What's the most popular song in Pigeon Forge? "Have a Holly Dolly Christmas"
MISCELLANEOUS SEASONAL JOKES:
How do snowmen shop online? They use the winter-net!
What’s green, prickly, and flies through the air? A holly-copter!
Why did the snowman go to the veg market? They were picking their nose!
What type of photos do elves take? Elf-ies!
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow!
Why do reindeer wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle smells!
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Hang in there!
How do Christmas trees say goodbye to each other? Fir-well!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe!
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? Santa paws!
How does Christmas Day end? With the letter ‘Y’!
JOKE
A Russian couple was discussing the weather. Ludmila told her husband, “It is snowing”. Her husband stepped on the front steps and told her, “It is raining.”
She asked how he knew.
He replied, “Rudolph, the red, knows rain, dear.”
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WRAP-UP
Whatever your holiday plans are, may you be blessed and happy!!!
Karen Anne White, December 22, 2024
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