Thanksgiving day is a day for fun, laughter, and relaxing. So, I’m going to pass on some jokes!!
What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey? All About That Baste.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing wing wing!
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can't jump!
Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather.
Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.
What's a popular Thanksgiving dance? The turkey trot.
Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies? Because they use fowl language!
When do you serve rubber turkey? Pranksgiving!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!
Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!
Why was the turkey arrested? The police suspected fowl play.
Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up!
What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A goblet.
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
HOW ABOUT SOME THANKSGIVING KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES?
"Knock Knock." "Who’s there?" "Dewey." "Dewy who?" "Dewey have to wait long to eat?"
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Arthur." "Arthur who?" "Arthur any leftovers?"
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Tamara." "Tamara who?" "Tamara we'll eat all the leftovers!"
"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't eat this much!"
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body seen the turkey?"
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Don." "Don who?" "Don eat all the gravy, I want some more."
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive the turkey stuffing!
MORE JOKES
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
What does every mom want to make on Thanksgiving? Dinner reservations.
Mom: "Time to fix Thanksgiving dinner." Kids: "Why, is it broken?"
Why did the policeman crash Thanksgiving dinner? To stop people from going over the feed limit.
What comes at the end of Thanksgiving dinner? The letter "R."
What can never be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving breakfast.
What’s the difference between a cranberry farmer and a pirate? Pirates bury their treasure and cranberry farmers treasure their berry
I accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes, so now I'm serving squash.
Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field? He wanted mashed potatoes.
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WRAP-UP
One of the special times of the year is over (aka Thanksgiving), but we can carry the concepts of giving thanks, loving others, and being nice for the rest of the years and the rest of our life!!!
May this day be special for all of you!!!
BLESSINGS
Karen
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