Ten weeks of isolation!!!

Good Morning Readers!!!

You know it has been ten weeks of quarantine/isolation. 

First some advice:

“Absences makes the heart grow fonder (so, get out of the house for a while”;

“Ignorance is bliss (that’s why I’m so happy!!;

“Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” (hmmm - does that apply to me?)

May you have a fun day - smile and the world smiles with you!!!  Laughter is the best medicine!!

How about some really lame jokes - because we need to smile and laugh!!

Q:  What do you do with a bad rainbow?

A:  Put it in Prism

Q: In winter, why do people stand in the corner?

A: Because it is 90 degrees in the corner

Q:  Why couldn’t the pony sing?

A:   She was a little horse (hoarse)

Q:  What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A:   A stick!!

Q:  What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

A:  Thunderwear

Q:  (too close to home)  What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom?

A:  A tuba toothpaste

Q:  (this might apply to some of us) How do you get squirrels to like you?

A:  Act like a nut!!!

Q:  How does the scientist freshen her breath?

A:  With “experi-mints”

Q:  What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A:  Finding HALF a worm!!!

Q:  Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A:  She felt crummy

Q:  Why did the student eat her homework?

A:  The teacher said it was “a piece of cake”

Q:  Does a red candle burn longer than a blue candle?

A:  No, they both burn shorter

Q:  Why is six scared of seven?

A:  Because seven eight (ate) nine

Q:  Why do sharks live in saltwater?

A:  Because pepper makes them sneeze

Q:  What song do barn cats like best?
A:  Three blind mice

I love you all - and miss you!!!  When it is safe for us to be together, we’ll see all your smiling faces again!!

Virtual Hugs!!!

Karen